Ok- who wants another wedding rant?  Me! 

Actually I have to confess something- I like bread.  A lot.  And beer!  And eating!  Eating more than a salad with no dressing, or worse lo fat dressing!  I like cheese- actually I love cheese.  If I weren’t marrying Ben- I might spend all my time with cheese.  They would start calling me cheese girl because I would smell like cheese.  Luckily I’m marrying Ben and won’t be a weird cheese bride.  ANYWAY.  I just wanted to confess this because I feel like anytime I look into “bride” things- there are no pictures of brides who like bread- or cheese.  And I can’t go on  a wedding website without seeing things like “lose 20 pounds in a week!”  “Be the perfect bride, at the perfect size”, “This is the best shape you’ll be in your life- flaunt it”.  There’s even a show that is all about overweight brides slimming down for their wedding.  Are normal sized people not allowed to get married?  Can I not be an overweight bride?  Are they going to take away the wedding license?  I mean- seriously people.  I understand the bridal industry that’s all about giving you this wonderful day to start off the rest of your life- but the wedding fitness/ diet industry?  Totally unhealthy.  Totally- overzealous.  I think that a lot of people go on these crash diets (not me- I can’t commit to crash diets) because they think that’s what they need to do before their wedding.  They buy wedding dresses 3 sizes to small 6 months before the wedding. 

Hey- there are a ton of fun parties to be had before the wedding.  Wouldn’t it suck not to be able to eat at them?  So, I’ll be eating bread- right up to and during the wedding.  How else am I going to keep from getting sloppy drunk?!  (KIDDING!)